Best dating subject lines
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F*** playing doctor do you want to play gynocologist??
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Don't you love the taste of dirty pick up lines in the morning? I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.36.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.79. I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.78. You must be 18 years or older to read these pick ups! How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.3. You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.5. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.20.