Noun: A streetwise young lady, lacking in refinement, probably somewhere in her teenage years. The wummin in the windae seat started complainin like fuck. Then the Driver pit me aff." Noun: That which is exceptional; worthy of note; but not necessarily in a good way... Two, ah don't hink at wee baldy bugger wis a real doctor. 1 Marbles2 testicles."Big Gordon hid hud enough o the smarmy wee nyaff an suddenly turnt roon an gied him a right sore yin in the jauries" From "Life at No 11, Living next door to an unbearable patronising git" by Sarah Brown. see links: The Jujube These may originally have been medicinal sweets, and the non-medicianl teeth-rotting attributes just gradually took precedence over the medicinality of the confection.Often possessed of a less-than-delicate voice, and rather unsubtle vocabulary. often used of people whose behaviour is at odds with reality, or of things which are significantly different from normal. As far as I know, (but I may be mistaken) no-one still makes jujube/jube-jubes as such... There may also be a sweetie still being made in the States called Jujubes.Like feedin' jujubes tae an elephant Verb: to know, understand Used by carrot-crunchers*, bumpkins** and a few teuchters*** who are insufficiently edumacated to realise that despite all best efforts to bring Scots kicking and screaming into the twentieth, never mind the twenty-first century, there are some usages that should be quitely euthanased. Due to high male unemployment, and the easy availability of women's jobs (cheaper labour) in the mills, many men stayed at home whilst the women worked.

Verb: to twirl or spin, particularly to the point of dizziness Example: The wean wis birlin roon an roon oan the swivel chair, but she startit tae boak.

Ma heid's birlin wi aw this information fae this new Glossary A never seen entity always hiding in dark places. A type of scooter/cart made with a roller skate a plank of wood and an orange box mounted vertically at the front. Prounced Tchib A chibbing is an attack from such an implement.

May be used to denote one who is over-eager to explore the possibilities of indiscriminate precocious sexual experimentation. pronounced HUMM DING ER Example: Huv ye met her Maw? But some people think they should be called Joojoobeees. ) See this link: US Joojoobeees The author of this site talks about Candian jujbes, but doesn't say what they are.

Sometimes spelled "hairy" Example: Young Lady: Naw, ah'm no gettin inty nae threesome wi you an yer mate! The best thing about the word jubejube / jujube is the marvellous expression it gives us: Any futile exercise; anything which involves an inordinate amount of work for very little return.

pronounced Baw Heed may also be used adjectivally: Ba'heidit Example: Heh! " 2) Annual holiday in Blairgowrie - the berry picking season.

Minkers from all over Scotland gather together to pick the berries and get pished a lot.Note - there are only ever Heid Bummers - there are never any subordinate bummers, or even just bummers. Receptionist: Eh'm sorry but the Top Banana is in a meeting.. Mrs Mac: Oh rerr, at's him the Heid Bummer at the Parly noo... vomit (rhyming slang from Hilda Gronk) "Ah wis gonny go in furra Chic Murray last night but thir wis a big Hilda on the pavement ootside the kebab shoap. "Ah wis sittin oan the bus yesterday when ah sudenly noticed they'd done away wi the signs that used tae say "No Spitting". I promise to give each and every one the same amount of attention, so please feel free to post your thoughts...Wummin 1: Aye, but ah hear the jannies at Bute Hoose ur gunnin fur him... So ah thoat since it wisny forbidden ah wid hochle up a big greener an hing it oan the windae. At's a real humdinger Noun: also Jacksy, Jaxy (make up your own) - arse, specifically sphincter. Example: Ah decided no tae audition fur the New Bay City Rollers, cause fur wan, ah didny see how ah wid need a medical. He hud three hoodies an a perra adidas trackies up his jook" Also used by the stupidly polite as a euphemism for arse. Apparently this was originally taken from the name of a fruiting tree the Jujube..Gingy merchant - a person who collected gingies and took then to the van (or shop)A dance done when Blootered on Vino Collapso or Buckfast.Place one foot firmly on the floor and gyrate the other foot roond it, touching with the toes as if the water is hot. if a child is playing in a muddy puddle or the bath with some toys with no real pupose to the game they are said to be guddling.Example: Aw did wee diddums turn oot tae be HIV-positive? Noun: when weekly-paid employees receive 2 weeks' pay at once - for example at holiday time. 'Noun An old tinker word meaning a person from a town.